My Favorite Vonnegut Quotation Of All Time

"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts."

Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without A Country

Welsh Bar Lays Down Folk Wisdom

PISCES MORTUI SOLUM CUM FLUMINE NATANT -- an inscription over a Welsh bar. Translation: “Only dead fish go with the flow.”

Quotation of the Day

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

--Anais Nin

Burn Books For Literacy!

Check out Tod Goldberg's article on this bizarre argument here at Jewcy. In the piece, I offer my thoughts on the bookstore that is burning its stock.

Gary Ross on Screenwriting

If you do it for yourself, it will come out fine. If you do it for other people, you will turn into an ungodly disposable beast and you won't recognize yourself in a few years."

The Problem (or not) with Reviewing Mysteries

In this article on detective fiction by Edmund Wilson in The New Yorker, he claims, "I began to nurse a rankling conviction that detective stories in general profit by an unfair advantage in the code which forbids the reviewer to give away the secret to the public—a custom which results in the concealment of the pointlessness of a good deal of this fiction and affords a protection to the authors which no other department of writing enjoys. It is not difficult to create suspense by making people await a revelation, but it demands a certain originality to come through with a criminal device which is ingenious or picturesque or amusing enough to make the reader feel the waiting has been worth while."

This is interesting -- sort of like the dilemna faced when editors cut a trailer for a movie or when editors write flap copy. How much are you allowed to give away without revealing too much? Trailers often err in the direction of giving too much away just to get you in the seats. I noticed a trend starting maybe five years back of trailers revealing the second act close (usually around 60-90 minutes into a film). Which leaves little in the movie to surprise you.

Do you think reviewers are handicapped by the inverse problem? They can't give too much away without readers and authors crying foul play? So if a mystery is bad, they're limited in how they present their argument?

What's your vote?

The Master

We understand that fiction is a lie to begin with. To ignore the truth inside the lie is to sin against the craft, in general, and one's own work in particular.
--Stephen King

Oldboy

Oldboy is one of my favorite films, a South Korean thriller, and -- some are claiming -- a piece of the inspiration behind the Virginia Tech mass murder.

I'm certain this will reignite debate over whether violence in entertainment leads to real-life violence. Those of you familiar with my books probably can guess my position on that. The notion that a film or book would be the impetus to a mass murder (rather than merely providing sick-minded stylistic flourishes) seems to me inane. Back to the old saw about book censorship -- you never hear anybody say, "I believe this book should be banned because it might be harmful to ME." Does anyone out there believe they shouldn't see Oldboy in case they suddenly feel compelled to murder 33 innocents?

One of my favorite lines on this topic was given by A.M. Homes (one of my favorite authors). She wrote a brilliant novel called The End of Alice, which depicts a girl being stabbed to death. When asked by a reviewer how she would feel if her book was found in the house of someone who murdered a child, A.M. replied, "That’s like asking somebody who makes steak knives how they would feel if their knife was found in the home of someone who murdered someone."

Are we to believe, if we regard the constellation of illnesses and influences that turned Cho Seung-Hui into a mass murderer, that Oldboy was a major one? Or even the straw that broke the camel's back?

However, I do take issue with NBC's decision to air the self-aggrandizing footage Seung-Hui took time out to film between rounds of gunfire. Televised sports long ago made a decision not to air footage of streakers or people who storm the field or court. Because, hell, if it gets you international air time, it'll encourage more people to do it. NBC's complying with Seung-Hui's wishes that he be made a star hold him up, oddly, as a figure for other twisted minds on such a path to emulate.

The Oddest Book Title Awards

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...

Quotation of the Week

"I would live to study, and not study to live."
-- Francis Bacon

The Lookout

This movie is yet another reason to respect Scott Frank. The chess scene and the old man in the farm house (being purposefully vague for those of you who haven't yet seen it) are two examples of hitting precisely the right balance between emotion and subtlety.

Comics 'n TV (and a few more Sport Flicks)

My poll of the moment asked for your favorite comic books and TV shows. Here's what we got:

Comics: Miller's Daredevil, Spider Man, Thor, The Punisher (multiple times, including my vote - esp. for Ennis's work), Marshal Law, The Avengers.

TV: 24, Miami Vice, Law & Order - Special Victims Unit, Quantum Leap, X-Files (hell yeah), Twin Peaks, Survivor, Pimp My Ride, Sopranos, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, MASH, CSI Las Vegas, Criminal Minds, Dexter, The Simpsons, The English Premier League Review Show, Lost, The Office, and - the greatest show in the history of television - The Shield.

Others pointed out that Bend It Like Beckham and Rudy were left out of best sport movie contention.

Anything else missing here, folks?

Also, W M Jensen won the contest by successfully guessing - at page 37 - how Walker pulled off the perfect closed-cell escape from Terminal Island. He'll get a cool, signed first foreign edition of one of the Rackley books. Congrats, Bill!

Vigilantism

Some time ago, I was sent an email by a woman asking how I saw the four Rackley books fitting together. I've called the series an "action meditation" on vigilantism because, after all, it's not every day one can coin a pretentious oxymoron. But the books really do each offer a different take on the issue, and each one represents a different step of Tim's development in confronting this issue.

I suppose since all the Rackley books deal with vigilantism, I wanted to portray what kind of trauma would work on an upstanding deputy and make him consider other options. Tim is an ethical, above-board deputy, and it’s not just Ginny’s death that makes him go outside the law; it’s the failure of the courts. He realizes eventually that the courts, while flawed, represent the best hope; more precisely, that the other options present even more problems.

The Kill Clause is about (among other things) Tim's embracing vigilantism, and his ultimate rejection of it.

The Program is about Tim, a man of action, having to act within the law to bring down a cult that victimizes people while keeping within legal limits.

Troubleshooter is about Tim’s internalizing Dray’s values (her consistent rejection of acting outside the law).

Last Shot is about Tim confronting himself, as embodied in Walker Jameson.

Of course, there was no roadmap when I was writing. There was no template or outline that I filled in. Most of this - as with many other matters in my writing - I only realized after the fact. When I'm dug in well to story and character, I rarely consider themes. They just manage to work themselves out.

Predicta-Hit

This is an incredible article about a computer program designed to predict which scripts can become Hollywood blockbusters. It raises an array of interesting issues, not the least of which relate to the role of the writer...

Steve Martin

This is the funniest thing I've read this year.

Sandford, Koontz, and (of course) Chandler

I have an entry up on America Reads, a website dedicated to getting more Americans to read. Check out the site here.

Your Senator As, uh, Editor

Senator Phil Berger, the head of the North Carolina State Senate, wants the government to review and approve film scripts before shooting begins on films made in his state. This would apply to all films applying for the state rebate program, which offers a 15% incentive for filmmakers to shoot in North Carolina. His proposal comes on the heels of Hounddog, the movie in which Dakota Fanning, at age 12, plays a rape victim. It's always sticky when government starts playing art critic. I can picture it now: "Can't we have a bit more character arc for Sally?" "Well, Senator, her growth is more subtle and internal." "Can we change goddamn to goddang then?"

When I was doing research for my soccer script, set in WWII Ukraine, I came across a section talking about how Stalin would personally oversee final cut on many films made in the Soviet Union. However bad we think we've got it, imagine having Stalin over your shoulder, observing your work and twirling his mustache. I wonder if their guild protection covered being shot and left in a mass grave.

Reviews for Sale

This Slate article is amazing. It discusses new practices not just in self-publishing, but in purchasing blurbs and reviews. The audacity is jaw-dropping.

Art and Human Rights (and Bono)

It seems artists, when discussing weighty issues, run the risk of seeming...well...out of their depth. And even if they are well-intentioned, or can affect genuine policy changes, they can be deflated quite effectively. Especially by a Scotsman.

The story below sailed through my inbox and made me actually laugh out loud:

Bono is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence..."Well, fucking stop doin' it then!"

A Quotation for the New Year

"Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment."

--Samuel Johnson